HIGH SCHOOL IS GREAT IF ONLY FOR ONE REASON. i’ll forgive myself later bwahaha.
9 Things That Make You Happy
drawing or painting or acting or attempting to dance or any sort of art form having comfortable company, where no one thinks about what another person thinks of them because it’s already known feeling confident and controlled eating just what you wanted after thinking about it thoroughly over a day of hunger my cockatiel being nice my aquarium being clean making crafts and things for...
autotuned oscars james franco as marilyn monroe my month is complete and out with a bang.
there are people who run together. there are people who smoke weed together. there are people who dance together. there are people who are miserable together. artists work alone. i’m so fucked!
10 Things I Do When I'm Bored
watch a movie watch tv watch my birdfeeder and all its activities watch my fish watch a how-to video watch a porno watch a weather occurrence watch a video game being played watch the sky watch someone’s butt
gandalfholmes asked: I wish. Although I don't think you'd want to because I'm so bored that I'm having dance-offs with my mum's friend. haha
here's what i'll copy+paste next time a single...
i really don’t have an actual “belief” in anything, but i do like the idea that comes from a branch of hindu that says souls are tiny little pieces that come together in a body and make one complete soul, and those soul pieces get re…cycled when a person (or any living thing) dies, and they are dispersed, and rearranged again and again into a new living thing. i find it...
BOOTY CALL! chyeah, okay.
11 Signs I'm Not Into Someone
this is super super mixed in with signs i’m into someone just because i don’t act much differently, but if i have a general dislike for the person i’ll usually avoid them as much as possible as well as roll my eyes a lot when they speak. i’ll probably just be a meanie. sorry. let’s eat pizza and forget the whole thing.
If there is one word that makes creative people different from others, it is the...– Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi (via psychotherapy)
don’t worry when you’re not recognized, but strive to be worthy of recognition.– Abraham Lincoln (via wreckonize)
12 Signs You're Into Someone
look at them a lot. talk to them a lot. talk about them a lot. try to hang around them a lot. draw them. dance. giggle. daydream. shuffle the feetsies. draw them again. make party hats. and a lot of other things i normally do even if i’m not into someone.
CHRISTIANS ARE THANKING ME FOR “LIVELY DISCUSSION”. CHRISTIANS, INSENSIBLE CRAZY PEOPLE JUST LIKE ME. the apocalypse is here.
13 Ways I Break the Ice
gleefully excited face other weird facial expressions asking about our surroundings asking about them asking about their religion/spirituality asking how they are backrubs dancing with them dancing toward them introducing kiki into the mix sexual favors backrubs sexual favors
oh, right. i was getting worried there, then i realized and remembered that i’m just the appetizer. maybe a drink of water between courses. whatever. i shouldn’t talk. it still stings. i care. i care i care i care i care i care but that’s not good enough until your favorite caregiver is gone.
gandalfholmes asked: I've been reading the stuff you're posting on the 'I stand against planned parenthood' and well it's just delightful. :)
kady, i swear if you don’t stop being an immature brat in this silly argument, i’m going to shank your neck off.
i can’t believe i’m explaining my beliefs to psycho anti-planned parenthood people. i’ve never explained my beliefs to anyone before. no one’s asked. and out of everyone on earth, someone from that group does. i still can’t believe my life.
14 Not So Basic Facts About You
this is kinda intermixing with the 15 basic facts; it’s difficult to see where to draw the line. i’m agnostic. i have a lot of different ideas, and things i ‘like’ about different religions, but i’ve never stuck 100% with any one idea. you can ask me about what i believe in more than other things, though, if you’re interested. actually, i love the idea of yin...
that was the most awkward social encounter i’ve had all year. expectations DEFIED.
15 Basic Facts About You
my natural hair color tells its own story. “i used to be blonde, but then i was dyed an outrageous purple and had to fight for survival for months before being cleansed thoroughly. however, my scars remained as a strange red. and i was never the same. now i’m somewhere between beaten-up blonde and newly-brunette.” i have hazel eyes. they used to be brown, but i think the green...
megan rosalarian gedris: I am a Canadian and found... →
I am a Canadian and found myself pregnant in college after having just started dating someone new. I gave myself a week to weigh my options, and finally decided to have an abortion. I made my appointment, and would be going the following week. When I got there, no one was picketing, which I…
oh my goodness, someone recorded prince of persia. i am going to do sexual favors for my dvr.
i can’t even believe my life. ohohohoho.
Sign An Open Letter To Congress Regarding H.R. 1 →
stfufauxminists: walkforchoicelosangeles: greenstate: ginger-gal: theriotmag: Well, they did it. Congress has passed H.R. 1 which defunds Planned Parenthood: The U.S. House of Representatives has just voted to bar Planned Parenthood health centers from all federal funding for birth control, cancer screenings, HIV testing, and other lifesaving care. It is the most dangerous...